I’m a mess

lunadiane:

I love how Katarina turned Keith into a gentleman by making him drink respect women juice all throughout their childhood

the-darkness-does-not-bargain:

*Snorts* oh my god, Geordo’s acting all cool like “None of this will stand up in a court of law”

Meanwhile, Keith says straight up “My sister’s way too f****king stupid to pull something like this.  She barely has enough brain cells to live, and you think she can orchestrate a scheme like this?  Miss me with that BS.”